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Mars Bar Party (Live)

from When England Calls - (26 tracks) by Bill Bates

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I went to a party and after a short period of time people started taking off their clothes. It came as a bit of a shock at the time I can tell you!

There are many versions of this song. One is a little suggestive but harmless... another is best sung in wild venues with semi-naked bar staff and a third version is saved for raunchy pole-dancing Morris Dancers who take off their clothes and run naked around open fires. It is this version that is most popular in Folk Clubs!

I hope you like the song!

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Mars Bar Party

By Bill Bates

I was feeling fine when a friend of mine
invited me out for the night
He said “Come with me down to the pub
and I’ll see that you get on alright"
After a drink and a bit of a think
we were feeling hearty
It was only then explained going Mars Bar Party

The host fat mind but I didn’t mind that
And she invited me to sit on a chair
All guests were scantily dressed
but nobody seemed to care
The video was rude and there wasn’t any food
The music was rather Motzarty
I wondered what it would be like

Later on I was feeling good when I heard a wrapper tearing
I looked around and saw a lass and saw what she was wearing
she took out a Mars and bless my stars
what she did was rather tarty
I was amazed how people behaved
at my very first Mars Bar Party

All guests they got undressed
and all revealed their sweets
Someone unwrapped a Yorky Bar
and another packet of Treats
I sat on a mat with a big Kit Kat
and a women who was rather Arty
She gave off smell like Caramel
at my very first Mars Bar Party

There was Munchy, Crunchy, Lion Bar
all of Cadburys on disply
A girl on own with Toblerone
And a bloke with a Milky Way
I was feeling sick with a big Picnic
and a lass wearing high lass Karate
I wondered what heck going on
at my very first Mars Bar Party

One greedy he was no bloke joke
when he revealed a Twix
A guy with a boost was being seduced
by a lass from Pick & Mix n Mix
A lass with red knickers,
played with a Snickers
but me I was feeling me Smarty
I had Cadburys Cream Egg all over my leg
At mr very first Mars Bar Party

A High Court Judge playedi with a fudge
he had a willie to make me weep
And Farmer Giles had travelled for miles
He was bonkin’ a chocolate sheep
A women with a list ate a Toffee Crisp
Oh, she almost broke my hearty
I was having good time
At my very first Mars Bar Party

I was up all night with a Turkish Delight
But she left me after 8
She was posher Ferr Rocher
I found it hard to concentrate
I had go with a Minty Aero
but mint it makes me farty
Which didn't go didn’t go down all that well
At my very first Mars Bar Party

There man from bank was having a xxxx

A women did strip with a Whirl Nut Whip
I think her name was Shirley
And my mate Mick was feeling sick
Because his is a Curley Wirly
I had to stare – at chocolate “E” Claire –
she been with my mate Marty
He must have put on half a stone
At my very first mars Bar Party

There was a heck crowd and the music was loud
It was getting late into the night
Someone said they took a Topic to bed
Because they got 2 nuts in every bite
I’d enough I was feeling rough
So I had to departyy
Now I'm quiet and I'm on a diet
After my first Mars Bar Party

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from When England Calls - (26 tracks), released January 3, 2012

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Bill Bates Royal Leamington Spa, UK

I am a Warwickshire based singer songwriter and I perform my songs in folk clubs and festivals. My songs are (almost) autobiographical and often about the ordinary things in life, such as caravan holidays, recycling and a song about a Mars Bar party (where people are supposed to have took their clothes off!) Some of my songs are funny, other songs are serious; either way I hope you like them! ... more

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