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I believe in all conspiracy theories, no matter how stupid or off the wall.

Did Armstrong land on the moon on the 20th of June?

Was Lady Di murdered so MFI could stop her marrying a Muslin and thereby preventing the Gulf War?

Is there a space station on the other side of moon and use it to communicate with aliens?

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The Conspiracy song
By Bill Bates

Did they land on the moon on the 20th June?
Or did they film it in the middle of nowhere?
And Neil Armstrong did he know along, that NASA wasn’t planning to go there?
Were the landing a fake? Did they make mistake?
Realising that it wouldn’t be easy
Did the module crash?
Did they run out of cash?
Or did they find out the moon was all cheesy?

ITS A CONSPIRACY,
THAT'S JUST MY THEORY.
IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY

Did a U.F.O.
crash in new Mexico,
In Roswell all those years ago?
Is there a dead alien
that they’re keeping for fun?
Did he stop here just to say “hello”?
On a military base - crashing from outer space
Did they pull the body from destruction?
Had he planned to invade, on a lone crusade,
Or was he trying to do an abduction?

ITS A CONSPIRACY,
THAT'S JUST MY THEORY.
IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY

I don’t know why
they killed Lady Di,
in a tunnel over in France
Out on the road E with her boyfriend Dodi
They never stood a chance
In the under pass with their foot on the gas
With the paparazzi following crazy
Was it MI5 that didn’t want her alive?
Did they find she was having his baby?

ITS A CONSPIRACY,
THAT'S JUST MY THEORY.
IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY

Did the CIA, kill JFK?
Was 9/11 planned all along?
Did the twin-towers collapse?
Or pulled down perhaps?
Did a plane hit the Pentagon?
Are we being controlled and turned into Trolls?
Are the CIA friends with Bin Larden?
Did Elvis survive?
Is Michael Jackson alive.
Are there fairies at the bottom of my garden?

ITS A CONSPIRACY,
THAT'S JUST MY THEORY.
IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY

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from When England Calls - (26 tracks), released January 3, 2012

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Bill Bates Royal Leamington Spa, UK

I am a Warwickshire based singer songwriter and I perform my songs in folk clubs and festivals. My songs are (almost) autobiographical and often about the ordinary things in life, such as caravan holidays, recycling and a song about a Mars Bar party (where people are supposed to have took their clothes off!) Some of my songs are funny, other songs are serious; either way I hope you like them! ... more

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